Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Miners, bent on revenge have been selling heroin to the unions outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Selling heroin to the unions: The True Face Of Evil", Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium says, "surely something can be done?".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for miners, bent on revenge. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.